My bank account shows a "Dunder Mifflin Paper Company Inc" charge, what is going on?

Do not fear! This is correct!

We don't want to worry you with Legal mumbo-jumbo, but long story short our business is owned by Mose Schrute as sole proprietor who cannot (for reasons we will not disclose here) create a bank account.

Please do not dispute this charge, everything is in order for your purchase.

Should you have any further questions, please reach out to our customer support team.